ninihoho:

ninihoho:

why did the blond fail her calculus test

she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

little-miss-tiny:

grrrlfever:

hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever

that’s good to know 

bigstupidbaby:

i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit